political joke! sorry guys, just thought it was funny so i’ll share?

Posted on January 26th, 2011 by admin1 in republican political consulting

A woman in a hot air balloon realized she was lost. She lowered her
altitude and spotted a man in a boat below. She shouted to him, "Excuse me,
can you help me? I promised a friend I would meet him an hour ago, but I
don’t know where I am."
The man consulted his portable GPS and replied, "You’re in a hot air
balloon, approximately 30 feet above a ground elevation of 2346 feet above
sea level. You are at 31 degrees, 14.97 minutes north latitude and 100
degrees, 49.09 minutes west longitude."

She rolled her eyes and said, "You must be a Republican."
"I am," replied the man. "How did you know?"
"Well," answered the balloonist, " everything you told me is technically
correct, but I have no idea what to do with your information, and I’m still
lost. Frankly, you’ve not been much help to me."

The man smiled and responded, "You must be a Democrat."

"I am," replied the balloonist. "How did you know?"
"Well," said the man, "you don’t know where you are or where you are going.
You’ve risen to where you are, due to a large quantity of hot air. You made
a promise that you have no idea how to keep, and you expect me to solve
your problem. You’re in exactly the same position you were in before we
met, but, somehow, now it’s my fault."

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first time i heard a political joke! and yes..lol.

ty for the website too!

6 Comments on “political joke! sorry guys, just thought it was funny so i’ll share?”

  1. rain_spirit_3

    first time i heard a political joke! and yes..lol.

    ty for the website too!References :

  2. JøÑå†HåÑ G

    LOL so true, my dad would love to see this!References :

  3. dick w

    That has to be one of the funniest jokes I’ve ever heard! HA ha ha ha! You get a star for that one!References :

  4. saint G

    I love this….. it is so cuteReferences :

  5. S.T.A.R.S. Member

    That’s the first political joke i ever understood!References :

  6. ziyupost

    it made my day lolReferences :

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