Why can’t liberals leave me alone?

Posted on February 21st, 2011 by admin1 in republican advertising agency

Sleeping in my house is safe. The house was built according to zoning laws enacted by my city which makes this house able to withstand earthquakes…My electrical system has to be installed by a professional and the house have to be livable overall. The police and fire departments and ambulance are on duty. Those public service agencies are paid for by taxes and benefit everyone. I live in the Southeast, and the Tennessee Valley Authority supplies power to my house. The TVA was a massive government program bringing power to the very poor rural area of the Southeast. I live near a nuclear power plant which are 100% backed by government insurance because they simply cannot buy private insurance. Power plant land is often times subsidized by lowered taxes for the utility so the power plant itself is receiving government subsidies every year so it can operate. So Uncle Sam has a big hand in producing his power at every level and of course the electrical grid is massively subsidized and backed by government dollars.

I get up at 6 a.m. and fill my coffeepot with water to prepare his morning coffee. The water is clean and good because some tree-hugging liberal fought for minimum water-quality standards. I refuse to acknowledge that the massive opposition to the clean water and clean air acts came from Republicans. With my first swallow of water, I take my daily medication. My medications are safe to take because some stupid commie liberal fought to ensure their safety and that they work as advertised.
All but $10 of my medications are paid for by my employer’s medical plan because some liberal union workers fought their employers for paid medical insurance – now I get it too. But with Universal health care now into law, It can only get better thanks to those damn socialist liberals.

I prepares my morning breakfast, bacon and eggs. Bacon is safe to eat because some girly-man liberal fought for laws to regulate the meat packing industry opposed by Free Market Conservatives. The government has mandated safe levels of lead in his mugs and plates…the government mandated other things such as the treatment of those animals on those farms and the pesticides and herbicides used to grow his food. I remembers some chemicals taken off the market once proven unsafe despite those corporations fighting tooth and nail to NOT have their product removed from the market. I look at my dog and remembers China producing tainted dog food and sending us toothpaste with chemicals and am thankful that I got none of that because it is illegal here…but China does not have those government regulations. The Free Market there allows such things.

In the morning shower, I reach for my shampoo. The bottle is properly labeled with each ingredient and its amount in the total contents because some crybaby liberal fought for this right to know what I was putting on my body and how much it contained.

I dress, and walk outside and take a deep breath. The air I breath is clean because some environmentalist wacko liberal fought for the laws to stop industries from polluting our air.

I walks on the government-provided sidewalk to subway station for his government-subsidized ride to work. It saves me considerable money in parking and transportation fees because some fancy-pants liberal fought for affordable public transportation, which gives everyone the opportunity to be a contributor.

I begin my work day. And have a good job with excellent pay, medical benefits, retirement, paid holidays and vacation because some lazy liberal union members fought and died for these working standards.

My employer pays these standards because my employer doesn’t want his employees to call the union. I don’t remember the book The Jungle nor do I recall child labor laws and weekends off of work which unions and Liberals fought for. I just know the road to my family in the hills was recently repaved…paid for by tax dollars and that gets me back home quicker when am done with the family.

If I get hurt on the job or becomes unemployed, I’ll get a worker compensation or unemployment check because some stupid liberal didn’t think I should lose my home because of this temporary misfortune. I remember the workers in the West Virginia mine that had the boss that focused more on production than safety and the result there was 29 dead…but the boss became a millionaire 20 times over….every year.

We don’t need those big-government liberals ruining our lives! After all, I’m a self-made man who believes everyone should take care of themselves, just like I have.

Awh, you poor thing.
What a bunch of b*stards !

You want to try living in Britain with a comprehensive welfare system & a national health service, free at source for all. Where the minimum wage is a living wage & none of our food is laced with growth hormones.
They just don’t care whose lives they ruin, do they ?

At least with a new right-wing government they’ve started making students pay for higher education, so that will make sure that the children of poor people wont be burdened with having to do any of the high pressure, high paid, jobs.

You have my deepest sympathy !
;-)

11 Comments on “Why can’t liberals leave me alone?”

  1. Funkbot

    Unfortunately, if you wish to partake in political discourse, you will have to, at the very least, be subjected to opposing viewpoints. Not everyone will agree with you. And stop ranting.References :

  2. Cindi

    If they’re telling you to "shut up for 5 minutes" I would have to agree.

    And "whaaaaa?????". I don’t know what your trying to say? Do you, or don’t you like liberals?

    ***You better look up the 5 corps that run America… you’re woefully misinformed.
    …. and……you want poison food?? I don’t get it.References :

  3. Tom Sawyer

    Bravo! Sadly, this will just fly right over the heads of conservatives. But that doesn’t mean that they won’t reply with some inane insult.References :

  4. Make A Joyful Noise

    Exactly. Well done.References :

  5. George

    I don’t read walls of text at 0400References :

  6. Lib Nemesis ®

    *puts up sign* "No troll feeding allowed"References :

  7. Baxter Stockman

    Oh boy! Gourmet roast beef flavored popsicles!References :

  8. teapartyready

    Are you serious? You can really hold down a job. They must be really hurting for help if they can put up with your lying. People don’t like you liars.References : Rediculous information

  9. Golden

    lol. you tell them, buddy. keep up the good fight. get rid of those pesky commie libs and you can die like a man… at 57. or whenever your insurance runs out.References :

  10. chet elderson

    Wow, how original. Copy and paste crap much?References :

  11. Elephant's Child

    Awh, you poor thing.
    What a bunch of b*stards !

    You want to try living in Britain with a comprehensive welfare system & a national health service, free at source for all. Where the minimum wage is a living wage & none of our food is laced with growth hormones.
    They just don’t care whose lives they ruin, do they ?

    At least with a new right-wing government they’ve started making students pay for higher education, so that will make sure that the children of poor people wont be burdened with having to do any of the high pressure, high paid, jobs.

    You have my deepest sympathy !
    ;-)References : No man is an island.
    We are all society.

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